04 August, 2011

The 'OTHER' Top Ten...

Various reports are coming out about the Television Critics Association tour stop with a Top 10 special from late night host David Letterman.

It looks like Josh drew on his experience from the show to do a special for Top 10 "Little Known Songs About Television" on behalf of Letterman. The songs included:
  1. Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high
    There’s a place that has not been home to a CSI
    (Sung to the tune of “Somewhere”)
  2. I see Keith Olbermann rant on Current TV, attacking Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity
    And I think to myself...what an enormous head
    (Sung to the tune of “What a Wonderful World”)
  3. What is the deal with my Tivo
    It recommends odd programs to see
    I only watch Glee and Project Runway but Tivo says Swamp People’s right for me
    (Sung to the tune of “Wind Beneath My Wings”)
  4. I’ve got nine hundred channels comin’ into my TV
    And I’d estimate two-thirds of them are selling costume jewelry
    (Sung to the tune of “God Bless the USA”)
  5. Check out Big Brother
    Stay for the hour
    And if you’re lucky, you might see someone shower
    (Sung to the tune of “Climb Ev’ry Mountain”)
  6. Whenever I watch Two and a Half Men I ask myself just what they mean
    How’s the kid still a “half man”? He’s 19
    (Sung to the tune of “Let It Be”)
  7. "NCIS” Who the hell knows what that stands for?
    (Sung to the tune of “You Raise Me Up”)
  8. Why do the terrorists hate us so? The answer’s plain to see
    Try to watch 30 seconds of Real Housewives of NYC
    (Sung to the tune of “I’ll Be Seeing You”)
  9. Before you critics craft your reviews and dole out your 1-to-5 stars
    We here at the CBS Network, invite you to our open bars
    (Sung to the tune of “Impossible Dream”)
  10. Those Cialis and Viagra and Levitra ads you see pay for your favorite shows
    All hail E.D.!
    (Sung to the tune of “God Bless America”)

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